A Better Place For Haunters
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13. You win a lifetime supply of Duct Tape. 12. Haunted Houses are open year round. 11. There is a sale on anything black. 10. You scare those little vandals so good they'll wish they had that toilet paper back. 9. It is socially acceptable to wear a Halloween costumes anydayof the year. 8. Black cats are now considered good luck. 7. Colleges now offer degrees in Haunted House Design and Halloween Decorations. 6. Home Depot offers discounts on spray paint, plywood, and insulation in October. 5. Friday night horror films are back on network TV. 4. The 75% off Halloween stuff sales come a week BEFORE Halloween. 3. Large cash prizes are given out for good Halloween decorations. 2. Haunted Attractions Magazine is now a weekly publication. 1. Halloween is now a month long. |
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