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10. You find a Post-It on the freezer that reads "Boo." 9. A message in blood on the mirror reads: "Please get HBO." 8. When you're away, ghosts answer phone, take messages... don't give them to you. 7. Mysterious voice tells you to, "Get out now... or don't... it's really up to you." 6. They give you tape of "Poltergeist" to watch while they summer in the Hamptons. 5. They pick up pace a week before Christmas, hoping for a tip. 4. Spirit asks if he can use you as a reference for job interview at Disneyland. 3. The only thing they can think of to scare you is to ring your doorbell and run away. 2. The only things they make disappear are the bottles of Bud in your refrigerator. 1. Always the same excuse: "We don't have to do anything, we're dead." |
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