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12. Your computer begins speaking to you using the voice of the Hal 9000 from the Movie 2001. 11. Your screen saver shows horned demons torturing your immediate family. 10. The monitor spins and spews pea soup every time you access the Vatican website. 9. Bill Gates Screen Saver eyes follow your every move. 8. Keeps throwing priests out of Windows. 7. Hard disk crashes every time Pat Robertson emails you. 6. Green slime oozing out of keyboard again and your kid hasn't used it in weeks. 5. Tech support crew brings Norton Utilities and a crucifix. 4. The little logo on it says: "Satan Inside." 3. No matter what URL you type in, your browser opens up the www.hell.com web site. 2. You keep getting an annoying internet "pop-ups" that read: "Congratulations! You've been chosen to sell your soul to the Devil! Click here for more details." 1. Contrary to the startup screen, you're fairly certain Microsoft hasn't released Windows666 yet. |
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