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13. You are very popular for Halloween parties. 12. With what you know, you would survive a horror movie. 11. You get to go first in the haunted house. 10. Halloween is a state of mind not a season. 9. Most of the time, people just don't ask anymore. 8. No one is going to break into your house. 7. Roadkill provides inspiration. 6. Old clothes become next year's costume. 5. There is no such thing as junk. 4. If you lose your day job you could become the night watchman for a cemetary. 3. Jehovah's witnesses don't want to talk when you answer the door holding a skull. 2. Candy, Candy, and more Candy! 1. The gatherings are just DAMN fun. |
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